Visual Novel Book Club

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 20 - The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles: I Kinda Forgot That Shamspeare Died

Wow, what a season! I'm really glad that we fixed the entirety of the British Criminal Justice system in perpetuity and that we got a version of Sherlock Holmes who is more of a fun jerk than just a jerk jerk. We'll see you all next time with more visual novel intrigue so TTFN!

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 19: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Trying to Cancel the Judicial System

The penultimate episode of the ultimate game in the series has a last dinner before the final trial and it's not the concluding chapter we thought it was and I'll take one closing look at my online thesaurus before stopping this description. How are we going to take down Judge Jigoku? I mean if I told you, you wouldn't listen to this so...

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 18: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - These Puzzles are Making Me Thirsty!

Now it's time to play as my favorite playable character. Professor Mikitoba.

How this chapter started: This is a sarcastic comment.

How it's going: NO WAIT NOW IT'S UNIRONIC

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 17: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - The Body Was Fresh but the Fish Wasn’t

Ok, but I mean, he was clearly singing in German, I don't even know what we're deducing.

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 16: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Genshin and His Impact

It's time for the British Judiciary to eat itself. My, how the tables have turned... and then had a big ol' boot slammed on top of them.

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 15: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Teleportation is Real After All

Well, good news everyone. The trial is over, and once again, we learn justice and science can maybe be best friends after all. Onto our next sea- wait, there's still more game? How long is this season going to be?!

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 14: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - A Water-Thin Excuse

Jim told me about the 9 or 10 things that happened this episode but I centered on this: We met Toby the Dog

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 13: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Jury Divided, Problems Multiplied

In this episode, we square off against Van Zieks once again. Will our wild tangents be enough to save our client, or will his body be added to the graveyard? Find out as we get to the root of the problem!

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 12: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Ok Now Stop Not Attempting Murder!

Thanks to orenronen, we're using Machine Learning to write our episode descriptions. Ahem:

AI: I should get back to work.
Human: What are you working on?
AI: I'm reading Shakespeare right now. Specifically, Romeo and Juliet.
Human: Who do you think is stronger, Romeo or Juliet?
AI: I think Juliet is stronger. She chose her fate whereas Romeo is attempting to change his.
Human: Would you like to test that theory by enacting a battle between them?
AI: You mean a battle in the physical sense?
Human: Yes.
AI: There are very few physical battles in the original play, but I don't have time to do anything. As much as I find your interpretation of the play interesting, I'll have to pass. I'm needed elsewhere.

PS: This is actually true - he ran it on GPT-3 AI Bot!

VNBC Sn 10 Ep 11: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles - Is That A Dagger I See Before Me?

My original plan for this episode description was to modify a Shakespearean excerpt, but you try modifying Macbeth to be about putting your mouth on a gas hole. Better idea, don't do that. Anyway let's see if we can get Natsume off once and for all!